Cabinet shuffle

Papa has been really busy today and all he is talking about is this cabinet shuffle phenomenon. He was describing to me exactly what a cabinet is, well aside from the doors they have locked on me in the kitchen, and the importance of these ministers. So I've been thinking of who I would put in my cabinet and in what portfolio. So far my list looks something like this:
Supreme Ruler of the House: Me
Minister of Finance and Fishy-Faces: Maman
Minister of Baths, Communications, and Running to the store for things Maman said he should have remembered the first time: Papa
Minister for Homeland Security and under secretary for eating plastic toys that pose threats to national security: Belle
Deputy Supreme Ruler of the House, Minister for Wellness Promotion and Secretariat for Sleep: Gribouille
Minister for Counter-Jumping: Toulouse
Minister for Renovation: Grand-papa
Minister for Lullaby Singing: Grand-maman
Minister for Nascar relations: Grandma McCormick
Ministers for Long-Distance Phone Calls: Great-grandma and Great-grand-dad
Ministers for Travelling in a really big van: Grandpa and Grandma McHardie