You want me to do what?!

Maman and papa are so funny sometimes. For reasons passing understanding, they think things such as sleep, eating with utensils and keeping dirt out of your mouth are important. They warn of catastrophic consequences if I break these basic tenets of life. Well, I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha. You see, I'm fearless. I have an older sister and an older four-legged sister that torment me a heck of a lot more than a missed nap, mushed carrots on my face or dirt lodged in my teeth. So go ahead, just try and make me follow these outlandish rules.