Hollywood bound

With Paris Hilton behind bars, Grandmaman and I have decided it's time that our shine. Our publicist is going to start marketing us to shows like eTalk, Entertainment Tonight, Insider and Access Hollywood. We're not going to pull the same stunts as Paris, but at the same time, we think we have an feasible reality TV show in the works. It will take viewers behind-the-scenes, while I climb through cupboards, stacking cans, scale chairs and other obstacles and then dance and sing with all my friends. Once that's done, grandmaman is going to record a country album, with her smash hit, My Cheating Heart. The only thing holding us back is how Izzie will handle this newfound superstardom.